"i'd like to introduce you to your new vice principal, ms. george, who is replacing ms. green because ms. green moved on to become the principal of that other school on the other side of town; which is really lame because it's not this school, its another school, a school that's not as good as this school but i won't mention its name coughxaviercough. booo! ...why isn't anyone booing?"

haha, its good to be back in school!
how's school going for all of you?