-FUCK traveling

-FUCK airplanes

-FUCK airports, too

-contact lenses start to feel like plastic shards of death after the first ten hours

-the ad in the banner above this text box thing is in arabic.

-the first thing you feel when you exit the airport is HEAT.

-the second thing you feel is the DUST.

-everything is covered in dust. everything. no exceptions.

-the heat here is not like the heat anywhere else. it presses against you in a really unpleasant way.

-the best feeling after a whole day of airplanes/airports is changing into flannel pajama pants.

-the second best feeling after a whole day of airplanes/airports is taking your contacts off.

-the third best feeling is lying down in a bed. even if the blanket and pillows are covered in dust.

-if you thought watching anime with english dubs was bad, try listening to the arabic voice acting.

-I'M TIRED

-airplane food is not edible.

-when i'm done writing this, i'm gonna get a falafel sandwich. a REAL falafel sandwich, not those lies they sell us in north america.

-after i eat my sandwich, i am going to sleep for forty six hours.

-also, if you're travelling to the middle east your best friend is likely to call you to make sure you got there okay.

-arabs here do know basic english, so for gods sake, if your ringtone is the chorus to yellow bus by brokENCYDE, change it before it rings.