i'm never, ever, EVER doing nano again.

that is all.

i have three concerts coming up in the next couple of months, so that's pretty exciting. also, nano in 12 days!





true or false:

cats are intellectually superior to dogs.

"i'd like to introduce you to your new vice principal, ms. george, who is replacing ms. green because ms. green moved on to become the principal of that other school on the other side of town; which is really lame because it's not this school, its another school, a school that's not as good as this school but i won't mention its name coughxaviercough. booo! ...why isn't anyone booing?"

haha, its good to be back in school!
how's school going for all of you?

and, i wanted to share this:
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i was going, 'ROFL' and 'oh god there is no hope for humanity' as i read the post.

-FUCK traveling

-FUCK airplanes

-FUCK airports, too

-contact lenses start to feel like plastic shards of death after the first ten hours

-the ad in the banner above this text box thing is in arabic.

-the first thing you feel when you exit the airport is HEAT.

-the second thing you feel is the DUST.

-everything is covered in dust. everything. no exceptions.

-the heat here is not like the heat anywhere else. it presses against you in a really unpleasant way.

-the best feeling after a whole day of airplanes/airports is changing into flannel pajama pants.

-the second best feeling after a whole day of airplanes/airports is taking your contacts off.

-the third best feeling is lying down in a bed. even if the blanket and pillows are covered in dust.

-if you thought watching anime with english dubs was bad, try listening to the arabic voice acting.

-I'M TIRED

-airplane food is not edible.

-when i'm done writing this, i'm gonna get a falafel sandwich. a REAL falafel sandwich, not those lies they sell us in north america.

-after i eat my sandwich, i am going to sleep for forty six hours.

-also, if you're travelling to the middle east your best friend is likely to call you to make sure you got there okay.

-arabs here do know basic english, so for gods sake, if your ringtone is the chorus to yellow bus by brokENCYDE, change it before it rings.